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  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS
  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS
  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS
  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS
  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS
  • THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS

THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON'T LIKE THONGS

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● Limit 4 per person

GUARANTEED NOT TO RIDE UP.

Cut from our proprietary fabric that marries the durability and close-fit of synthetics with the breathability and heritage of cotton. No trade-offs. A completely new experience.
→ 100% Italian-spun cotton
→ Mid-to-high rise fit
→ Machine wash friendly
Fit

Engineered to stay place all day without riding up. A second-skin fit. Suitable for pairing with mid-to-high rise garments.

Proprietary Fabric

Knitted from 100 % extra-long-staple Egyptian cotton, spun in Italy. The resulting fabric inherits those properties: a smoother, stronger yarn that feels cool and sleek, closer to silk than traditional cotton.

Technical Construction

● Micro-rib knit configuration developed in Los Angeles

● Ultra-thin Japanese satin fold-over elastic in the waist and leg lines, lab-tested for longevity

Quick-Care Guide

This fabric is significantly sturdier than standard cotton. It will not pill, shrink, or fade after repeated machine washing.

However, the elastic component is naturally heat-sensitive due to it's chemical properties.

For best longevity:

● Wash cold

● Do not tumble dry

our favorite use case

We like to wear this 3-4x a week with our workout uniform. Goodbye wedgies, bye VPL.

designed not to be noticed

The hallmark of good underwear is one you don't think about at all. Get this and forget it. Go uninterrupted while you workout, commute, and lounge.

See it in motion ↓

elevate your wardrobe with one simple upgrade

Good taste is about what you don't show. Unlock the refinement the rest of your wardrobe already projects without the VPL ruining your look.

try it without committing

If you’ve made it this far, we get it. Other thongs haven’t worked for you in the past. We’d be skeptical too. So we’re keeping it simple: if you don’t love this one, we'll make it complimentary, no return necessary. But we’re pretty confident you will.

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Our underwear trial system

We know underwear is tricky to try online. If there is a problem with your first pair, we'll make it complimentary, no return required.

We appreciate your trust and belief in the basics of the future.

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